Shapeshifters: Living With Dissociation

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Steven Wright from Brainy Quotes.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him
what he meant.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, ‘Well, what do…

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